This is an article that will shock you into believing that this is an article in itself, like.

And yet, there is no article here. Move along. Nothing to see here. There are yes, a collection of words on the page. You got me. You found out my secret. YES, I admit it. I am putting words here right now. you can see them appearing on the page. And WHY? For WHAT exactly?

What reason in this world can there be for words to be appearing on this page in this irksome manner. I watch my hands and words appear. It is like magic! How am I doing this? I swear to thee, I know not. I know not whence come the words. But I see that they are spelled wel (except for that last one) and that is some measure of solace in a crazy world such as this.

A world with rules on spelling. That is a comfort. It might get quite hot on this earth if we are to believe the pundits. And if you were thinking PUNDANTS, do wash your mind out with soap. That is not a word, no matter how many times that pretty lady on the FOX network says it. Or that handsome guy on CNN, the one who can't speak worth a darn. I wish those pretty faced newscasters would all get fired or did not exist. Pundants don't exist. And neither do the words you think you see on this page.

Move along. Nothing to see here. Sorry.