User:234cankcuj

234cankcuj is a pseudonym used by Okinitna Oknemilk and his twin brother, Okinartnoc Oknemilk. This entire page is dedicated to them, their lives, and their pseudonym.

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Early Life

The twins were born on l/d in @&$! at 3:33 AM. From an early age, both of them were very interested in science, especially illogical science. They loved franchises like Star Strife, Marble, and Larry Otter. However, they eventually began to grow apart, and after an unrelated incident relating to Ant Murderers, they became arch-enemies and pacifists (Okinitna an absolute and Okinartnoc a condiional). In @&@*, Okinitna met and befriended Mommy Keshina at MWR (The Many-Worldians Gala), and began creating obscure blookets with him. They have remained friends.

Career

In @&@^, Okinitna and Okinartnoc graduated from Atalqqaya gilbert gonzalas school for the mentally ill with degrees in General Science. They then were separated when they attended different secondary and a half schools (Okinitna going to NRNH, Okinartnoc going to MWR). Many years later, Okinitna was still friends with Mommy Keshina, and Okinartnoc was lurking in the shadows of numerous cults with multiple fake identites (Lprmzigmlx Lpmvnrop, Xtrwjacwxl Xtwnvrut, Bnqadzgqwp Rsahuvos) and was thought to be dead. Around this time, Okinitna was diagnosed with Ebola, Rabies, and Stage 204 Cancer.

By this point, Okinitna was a program manager working at OZMO, however he was also secretly creating a time machine. Okinitna was a part of a band known as Dog's Eye, and they have many hit songs.

The Death of Okinitna

Okinitna hosted a party with Mommy Keshina, Rosalind, Layla Morfin, Mommy Keshina's Husband and all of Dog's Eye. Previously, the crew had received multiple threats to call CPS from someone simply known as the Player. During the party, CPS made their grand debut. Only Rosalind and Mommy Keshina escaped in the time machine, and only Mommy Keshina suddenly returned afterwards. Okinitna had died of a heart attack (from the surprise of CPS), froom all his previously diagnosed diseases, and from a mysterious force from a kick that had time traveled.

Okinitna's Legacy

Mommy Keshina's husband convinced them to do a questionable ritual to revive Okinitna, and so they were possessed by the pineapple saffron spirit, killing 368 people. Mommy Keshina also sued CPS, charged with the partial death of Okinitna. Okinitna left Mommy Keshina his all of his property, estate, and money. Enter angry Okinartnoc. At this point, Okinartnoc became Mommy Keshina's arch-nemesis.

The Election

Okinitna's grave.

Mommy Keshina, Okinarrtnoc, and Mommy Keshina's second ex-husband all ran to be president. Okinartnoc planted bugs near Mommy Keshina. Mommy Keshina won, and Okinartnoc was infuriated. But soon the public learned about the scandal, and he had to go back into hiding.

Mommy Keshina's Attempted Assassination

At Mommy Keshina's inauguration, an assassin attempted to shoot Mommy Keshina. Luckily, it only hit her in the shoulder. The Public Service chased the assassin to the newly erected Tower of Keshina, where the assassin somehow managed to climb up and jump off the tower, breaking their neck and spontaneously disintegrating. Their last words were, "13 25 14 5 16 8 5 23 23 9 12 12 20 5 18 13 9 14 1 20 5 13 15 13 13 25 11 5 19 8 9 14 1 1 14 4 18 21 12 5 15 22 5 18 11 5 19 8 9 14 1 12 1 14 4."

The Search for Okinartnoc

The person who highly suspected to have hired the assassin was Okinartnoc, so Keshinaland authorities looked for him. They raided his house, but all the found was this single cryptic message: %9:D :D >J =@42E:@?i da°`gVa_]dcQ} `a_°_hV`c]ebQ( and nobody could decode it. So they put a $1,000,000 bounty on his head.

Meanwhile...

Limekun, a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very old friend of Okinitna, attempted to revive him through questionable methods (not at all similar to Mommy Keshina). While searching for cures inside Okinita's former house, he finds a secret room that contains a snail and cloning tubes. He tested out the snail (it didn't work) before opening up the cloning tubes. Out of the 10, only one of the clones was living. Limekun named him Catan the Schizophrenic Snail, however he insisted his name was Okindetrevni.