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The Delicious Pasta

So do any of you remember those Mickey Mouse cartoons from the 1930s? The ones that were just put out on DVD a few years ago? Well, I hear there is one that was unreleased to even the most avid classic disney fans. According to sources, it's nothing special. It's just a continuous loop (like Flinstones) of mickey walking past 6 buildings that goes on for two or three minutes before fading out. Unlike the cutesy tunes put in though, the song on this cartoon was not a song at all, just a constant banging on a piano as if the keys for a minute and a half before going to white noise for the remainder of the film. It wasn't the jolly old Mickey we've come to love either, Mickey wasn't dancing, not even smiling, just kind of walking as if you or I were walking, with a normal facial expression, but for some reason his head tilted side to side as he kept this dismal look. Up until a year or two ago, everyone believed that after it cut to black and that was it. When Leonard Maltin was reviewing the cartoon to be put in the complete series, he decided it was too junk to be on the DVD, but wanted to have a digital copy due to the fact that it was a creation of Walt. When he had a digitized version up on his computer to look at the file, he noticed something. The cartoon was actually 9 minutes and 4 seconds long. This is what my source emailed to me, in full (he is a personal assistant of one of the higher executives at Disney, and acquaintance of Mr. Maltin himself):

"After it cut to black, it stayed like that until the 6th minute, before going back into Mickey walking. The sound was different this time. It was a murmur. It wasn't a language, but more like a gurgled cry. As the noise got more indistinguishable and loud over the next minute, the picture began to get weird. The sidewalk started to go in directions that seemed impossible based on the physics of Mickeys walking. And the dismal face of the mouse was slowly curling into a smirk. On the 7th minute, the murmur turned into a bloodcurdling scream (the kind of scream painful to hear) and the picture was getting more obscure. Colors were happening that shouldn't have been possible at the time. Mickey face began to fall apart. his eyes rolled on the bottom of his chin like two marbles in a fishbowl, and his curled smile was pointing upward on the left side of his face. The buildings became rubble floating in midair and the sidewalk was still impossibly navigating in warped directions, a few seeming inconcievable with what we, as humans, know about direction. Mr. Maltin got disturbed and left the room, sending an employee to finish the video and take notes of everything happening up until the last second, and afterward immediately store the disc of the cartoon into the vault. This distorted screaming lasted until 8 minutes and a few seconds in, and then it abruptly cuts to the mickey mouse face at the credits of the end of every video with what sounded like a broken music box playing in the background. This happened for about 30 seconds, and whatever was in that remaining 30 seconds I haven't been able to get a sliver of information about. From a security guard working under me who was making rounds outside of that room, I was told that after the last frame, the employee stumbled out of the room with pale skin saying "Real suffering is not known" 7 times before speedily taking the guards pistol and offing himself on the spot. The thing I could get out of Leonard Maltin was that the last frame was a piece of Russian text that roughly said "the sights of hell bring its viewers back in". As far as I know, no one else has seen it, but there have been dozens of attempts at getting the file on rapidshare by employees inside the studios, all of whom have been promptly terminated of their jobs. Whether it got online or not is up for debate, but if rumors serve me right, it's online somewhere under "suicidemouse.avi". If you ever find a copy of the film, I want you to never view it, and to contact me by phone immediately, regardless of the time. When a Disney Death is covered up as well as this, it means this has to be something huge.

Get back at me,

TR"

I've yet to find a copy of this, but it is out there. I know it.

Actual reactions to the last 30 seconds

“Real suffering is not known!”

~ The original viewer, shortly before commiting suicide

“what has been seen.... cannot be unseen”

~ The second person, who leaked it on the net and then commited suicide a few months later.

“What the...? ergh.”

~ The person who uploaded the censored version on youtube

“This is DIFFICULT to fap to.”

~ Agreed.

“AAAAAA!”

~ One of the most common reactions.

“Fuck me!! What the.... Why am I involved with this?”

~ Mickey mouse himself, who was disgusted at this bad use of his name.

“You discovered my secret! It was the jews!!”

~ Walt Disney whilst being question after he was awoken from bein frozen.

“Good god.... I need to vomit.”

~ Oscar Wilde, being inevitably quoted again.

“Quick! Somebody fetch me a bucket!”

~ <insert name here> on doing what Oscar is about to do in the above quote

“Help me! I've wet my pants!”

~ Some random 9-year-old kid.

“Uuuuugh.... what is that??”

~ 14 year old girl on not being prepared.

“Meh.”

~ Chuck Norris.

Spin-offs and parodies

Suicidesniffles.avi

The adult series Happy Tree Friends, which was made in the 1990's, but wasn't released until the 2000s due to censorship issues. One of the rejected tapes, originally called "Sniffles summer Smoochie", was only 7 seconds long and shown sniffles walking sadly down the forest, walking past a few trees as he walks to his home. This was apparently because Sniffles did not know they where starting the episode, so they had to call him out and then start the episode, which can be viewed Here. The video was intended to be deleted, but somehow survived the burnination and ended up being accidentally archived in 1996. However, when they re-discovered the footage in 2007, they decided to include it as a bonus on the 3rd DVD for the series.

In November 2009, Just as Suicide Mouse had become a huge drama-inducing talk-point, and as the full version had recently been found, a youtube user called Naconix9 found the strange similarities between the two, he decided to edit the footage so it was a 3 second loop, streched into 9 minutes. Having actually watched the last 30 seconds himself ( albeit the censored version ), he decided to add the appropriate audio and visual effects. The result was strangely accurate.

Fanart!

Suicidesponge.avi

In 1999 Stephen Hillenburg created a series based on Spongebob Squarepants, and one day him and the writing staff got absolutley BAKED! They were so wasted they couldn't write anything. So they animated a 3d spongebob model in a 3d studio and poorly whipped it together in Windows Movie maker.

There were no survivors.

Except for Tom Kenny. Who was mauled by puppies 3 weeks later.

Deleted scenes

On 2011, a youtube user who is well-known on the internet for uploading footage of creepy videos, called Shirtfag was running dangerously low on material, as he had already uploaded The Grifter, The full version of Suicidemouse.avi, Dead Bart, Squidward's Suicide, The REAL version of Smile.jpg The original upload of the Wycoming incident, a video of the alien corpse found in Siberia, Russia and the ring cursed tape. After all this shock material, one can expect to run low. Whilst digging through an old archive, he found one of the really old cassete tapes, which happened to have a copy of suicide mouse on it. When he played it out of boredom, he was surprised to see "Deleted scenes". These he immidietly uploaded to youtube, and gained 912,000 views practically overnight. The deleted scenes may actually be the rest of the "full" suicide mouse which was compressed together during the 30's as part of Walt's sick fuckery, and the censored version may just be an uncompleted copy containing the boring bits. But probably not. This video gave shirtfag the much needed 2 millionth subscriber.