Fish on skates

I'm here from Uncyclopedia, you can find me there (fork and spoon) as Fish on skates. I think I'm funny.

My amazing writings[edit | edit source]

A case of the willies - idea yoinked from the key that doesn't do anything
Bananaffle - Bananas were the first thing I could think of. Somehow.
Cheddar (rewrite) - Made the AI slop into me-slop
Fluffalizer (object) - Get fluffalized, idiot
Flutterlizer - so stupid it loops back around to being funny
Getting hit by a train syndrome - I enjoy locomotives
Hatsune Miku - oo ee oo
HowTo:Cope with the fact that your brain has been replaced with a potato while you were sleeping - Based on a true story. Actually, most of my articles are.
I love you toaster - Best read while eating toast
Light Sky Blue - Killed my lobster
Moccasins - Brought my shoes with me
Penguin that knows your middle name - Who told it that!?
Signs of life - Hello!
The world is ending! Do we have any pie? - The important issue

and miscellaneous sporks

I like to think all of my articles take place in the same cinematic universe.

♀	This user belongs to the more illogical gender.

For those obsessed with facts and reality, Fish on skates also has a user page on Uncyclopedia.

This user is an administrator/werewolf on another wiki.

The Un-Mighty Ducks Trump Again!!!