Fish on skates

I'm here from Uncyclopedia, you can find me there (fork and spoon) as Fish on skates. I think I'm funny.

My amazing writings

• Bananaffle - Bananas were the first thing I could think of. Somehow.
• Cheddar (rewrite)
• Fluffalizer (object)
• Getting hit by a train syndrome
• HowTo:Cope with the fact that your brain has been replaced with a potato while you were sleeping
• Light Sky Blue - Killed my lobster
• Moccasins
• Signs of life

Things I wish I wrote

• Fnoodle
• Remember
• Why Things Seem Smaller When Far Away

The what?

No, really. I don't know where he is.

frems

• skiz
• non
• lula
• chikm
• lazibum
• yak
• l10n
• watch
• deer
• redlink

You snoozerbox you loserbox

♀	This user belongs to the more illogical gender.

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