Fish on skates

I'm here from Uncyclopedia, you can find me there (fork and spoon) as Fish on skates. I think I'm funny.

My amazing writings

• A case of the willies - idea yoinked from the key that doesn't do anything
• Bananaffle - Bananas were the first thing I could think of. Somehow.
• Cheddar (rewrite) - Made the AI slop into me-slop
• Fluffalizer (object) - Get fluffalized, idiot
• Flutterlizer - so stupid it loops back around to being funny
• Getting hit by a train syndrome - I enjoy locomotives
• HowTo:Cope with the fact that your brain has been replaced with a potato while you were sleeping - Based on a true story. Actually, most of my articles are.
• I love you toaster - Best read while eating toast
• Light Sky Blue - Killed my lobster
• Moccasins - Brought my shoes with me
• Penguin that knows your middle name - Who told it that!?
• Signs of life - Hello!
• The world is ending! Do we have any pie? - The important issue

and miscellaneous sporks A Story Of Mystery, Secrets, And Pizza

I like to think all of my articles take place in the same cinematic universe.

Things I wish I wrote

• Fnoodle
• Hakuna Matata
• The Book of Hindley
• Why Things Seem Smaller When Far Away

The what?

No, really. I don't know where he is.

frems

• skiz
• non
• lula
• chikm
• lazibum
• deem
• yak
• l10n
• watch
• deer
• redlink

You snoozerbox you loserbox

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