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Diet Water, aka Water with More Flavour and Fewer Calories, is a drink sold in Japan since the late 1990s. The irony of such a product existing is evident in Japan having the lowest levels of obesity in the developed world, mainly because of their raw food diet. But sadly, youth choices of fast-food may be throwing the Japanese reputation for health and longevity out the window. But we can...

Uh. This is starting to read like a Concerned Parents and Moral Guardians Weekly article, or else spam on this very wiki.

Origin[edit | edit source]

Diet Water was invented by Sapporo Corporation after the realisation that regular water, that humans had been drinking for 2 million+ years, was very high in energy, sugar, and fat. Therefore, due to the need for healthier products, the executives postulated, 'Why not make water healthier?' And so, Diet Water was born!