User talk:Registeryhs

Welcome to ?pedia! Hope you enjoy your stay. Please leave your nouns in the locker room (behind the the door marked "LOLCHEESE") So anyway, this is a pseudo-official greeting from a user who may or may not be an admin/sysop/werewolf, so here come the obligatory links to pages to help you out and tell you "Don't be teh vandal kthx": Our beginner's guide is here If you want more info on ?pedia, 'tis right here, and in case you've come from Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia or some other "humour" wiki, we also recommend that you understand how ?pedia is different from other wikis A less sensible explanation of our beloved 'pedia is here Our general disclaimer is not here, but here --> LOOKIE Don't be afraid to visit us on IRC DISCORD The rules, such as "ROFL KILL THE BABIESN'T PLZN'T (notn't)" are here. People breaking the rules will have a koala thrown at them, and may also possibly receive a Chinese burn. So, that's all for now... Please be nice, make great articles and help contribute to our community in any way possible: e.g. template making, voting for articles or users, et cetera. ~ The Illogicopedia Welcoming Committee “NO ACTUALLY, YOU'RE TERRIBLE AND WE HOPE YOU DIE.” ~ The Illogicopedia Community on welcoming new members

Whether it's through compulsory community service for crimes we won't go into or just personal choice, you've just joined illogicopedia. First and foremost, may I take your coat *rifles through the pockets*. This greeting if not nailed to your forehead (or applied forcefully with No More Nails) is most likely from an admin/werewolf/Jonas the Happy Vandal/Sysop which makes it excellent, so RELAX. Now we're all relaxed, I'll quickly get through the bits you need to know (rules and where to go etc, and my bribe of course): If you're actually a vandal then prepare to be squashed by an oversized novelty sandal. If you're a complete beginner to wiki's then you may want to click here. If you're nibbling on any cheese or cookies at the moment, STOP! ...Hammer Time! Those are for Santa - our resident stuttering old perv. Just so you know what we're about (the life drawing class is left of that pop-up) I'd advise clicking here. I have to emphasise the section "In comparison to other wikis", just incase you're a fleeing uncyclopedia/uncycling flea user etc. Any featured work will be rewarded with a gold star (to put on your Christmas tree) whilst any !$"?@#!1*&!! work will be rewarded with a swift slap to the chops. If you turn out to infact be a brilliant user and aren't at this point laughing at the huge crater you've made where the Illogia once stood then you could be elidgible for Writer of the Month (or at least an unofficial Insane/Dedication award). If all else fails drink holy water and watch as a big hole-y forms through your heart. If it all goes horribly wrong and the police find your stash of Nuclear warheads, have broken into your house, and the ghost busters are unavailable then you should probably franticly claw for help in the direction of these guys. If you want to wear a funny wig and sit in a house full of commoners or lards then a political party membership may be for you. I recommend the Strangled Cats party. When we finally figure out you're the user that keeps stealing our pocessions we're going to need to keep in touch with you (so we can get a clear shot at ya :P). So please feel free to leave comments on user's talk pages or our sparkling forum. You can talk to us directly on our IRC chatroom Discord server. Now all that's left is the complimentary welcoming mint, and my bribe. £<insert number with more zeroes than Binary Code at the end of it here> please. Make all cheques payable to hell.

--17ATO (talk) 10:29, 26 Farbleum 2026 (UTC)

I may have copied the Indian Constitution...

Hi, friend. It's the guy, CookieBoi. Wanted to see where I vandalised. Remember, Be a biscuit and staaay healthy.

P.S. I edited some articles, but added lyrics in that Biscuit Dough Go Go Go and mentioned Trevor Phillips in Jedi AHH.. almost furgot. The mario one right, Yea, I may have fucked up some lines and feel like a smarty for doing it.

BE A BISCUIT AND STAY HEALTHY!

Being a biscuit, healthy

Walk everyday, not run!

CookieBoi (talk) 12:58, 7 Arply 2026 (UTC)

Yours, Cookieboi? At your...service?

I decided to revert some of your edits on your pages, That case of messing with some insults is sometimes considered vandalism and it isn't enough funny for Illogica, don't try to do that, or you'll get banned.--Registeryhs (talk) 16:32, 7 Arply 2026 (UTC)

Knock off the trolling

You're going way too far in trolling User talk:CookieBoi and being an overzealous pretend-moderator. Stop that. At this point you're the one who needs a warning.

Your work reverting plain vandalism from various IPs is still good though (but it's a waste of time to leave them messages). --Fluffalizer 01:51, 11 Arply 2026 (UTC)

I'm welcome new users, I'm reverting probably vandalism and/or something that are unfunny, I'm the one of the most active patrollers on Illogica--Registeryhs (talk) 09:40, 11 Arply 2026 (UTC)

thanks!--Registeryhs (talk) 09:41, 11 Arply 2026 (UTC)

You repeated it again, but also wrote stuff toward CookieBoi that seemed like wishing and wanting him hurt. Together with you just brushing it all off the previous time, I've given you a 1 month ban for now. --Fluffalizer 15:31, 17 Arply 2026 (UTC)