Asperger Syndrome is kind of like when you don't have enough apostrophes, or bowlingtrophes, or zoetrophes. Zoophilia? No.
It is also when you need random series of numbers that are palindromes and a lot of anagrams. They always run through your head all day long.
It may also have to do with bathing in chocolate pudding, that may be getting mixed up with something else that people with Asperger's mostly have as well as Aspergere's Syndrome.
It is not to be confused with Asparagus syndrome which is the act of spontaneously turning into a vegetable. Wait, why are y'all death staring me for? What did I say wrong???