Digestive biscuit
I once had a digestive biscuit. Forsooth, it was not round, but shaped like a very long, but small baguette. I was surprised.
It tasted of tomato.[edit | edit source]
It also had like 50% saturated fat per serving, and there were like 1.2 servings in the can/bottle/carrier/thing they came in. I was like, wtf? Then I yelled at the television, "ROTISSERIE CHICKEN!" and I believe I was correct. However, I called my friend, and he said he would soon be picking me up.
I hope I am not going to get hurt playing nightgames[edit | edit source]
WTF are nightgames? He won't say!
Letter[edit | edit source]
I wrote a letter. It was written upon stationary from China. Not imported. Just from China. I think it was from Korea, originally. How kind of my aunt to buy me packs of stationary! In any case, I had a set still out from years back, from when I wrote (in)frequently to my friend. I used a sheet and wrote an entire letter, dodging the spots of ink left on there because the makers wanted the stationary to look like a cow.
I hope my friend likes the letter I am going to send him. I included a ninja star.
13 oz[edit | edit source]
Why is it 13 oz? The letter weight limit, I mean. It's like...why?
I don't know[edit | edit source]
DON'T YOU ANSWER ME IN TITLES
Geez fine[edit | edit source]
FINE.
I hate you too[edit | edit source]
Oh, now, don't be that way. I'm sorry I yelled.
...fine, okay. I forgive you[edit | edit source]
Hugs.
hugs[edit | edit source]
^___^
I am not a weeaboo[edit | edit source]
I could be, but I'm not. Mainly because I'm Asian.
THOSE DIGESTIVE BISCUITS WERE FROM CHINATOWN[edit | edit source]
QUICK TO THE POST OFFICE.