I testify!

I testify the rules! I tesify Jules!

I testify! I testify! I testify!

I testify Uncle Pete,

The way they shout and scream,

I testify the fools! I testify! I testify!

Good god look at the lord,

He is making a fjord,

When he's about,

I scream and shout,

I testify! I testify!

Testify!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I said TESTIFY!!!!!

Testify teh adminz,

Of teh evil spirits,

'cos they're annnoying,

I testify! I tesify!

Testify testify testify!,

The evil kraut,

When he's about,

Scream and shout,

I tesify! I testify!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOOOOOOOO!