IllogiGames:Invasion of Illogiland/Gobackcard

INVENTORY

You return to the entrance and show the guards the card. Uh oh, they say they don't recognise you. Quick, what do you say to them?

• "I'm actually Silent Penguin but I got plastic surgery"
• "I was just inducted into the Illogicopedia members club today"
• "Noodles"
• Nothing, just fight
• Nothing, but make a break for the entrance