IllogiGames:Invasion of Illogiland/Mick

INVENTORY

At the top of your voice, you shout "Uncle Pete rules!"

Uh oh, not clever. You attracted the attention of a punk-haired guard. He looks rather peeved at your claim, and produces a large mallet from hammerspace.

What now, bearing in mind you are about to die?

• Run away
• Fight the guard
• Dance for your life