IllogiGames:Invasion of Illogiland/Speak

INVENTORY

You attempt to engage conversation with the guys in the room:

You: "Hello?"

Person: "Hlo thr."

You: "What?"

Person: "A lk a nc cp o t in da mrnin."

What the fnurdle?

Hmm, these people only seem to understand text speak. What do you say?

• Hand over the computers, mush
• WTF? Ths scks
• Nothing, just kill 'em with your knife