IllogiGames:Invasion of Illogiland/start

INVENTORY

You have tried the motorbike and the car. They are both locked, and anyway you have no idea how to hotwire them. Should have brought your mate along with you, eh?

You arrive at the large gate that leads into Illogiland. You are not sure what you will find, as this place is not located on any map. You have a knife and banana from your supplies.

What do you do?

• Attempt to prove notability of your article on Wikipedia
• Call for Help
• Eat banana
• Use knife
• Look for trapdoor
• Disguise yourself as a parrot
• Exit