Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life

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GTFO Anonymous1/15/38(Sat)26:15 No.258577001

>I was only 42 years old
>I loved 4chan so much, I had replied to every single thread, even the locked ones
>I pray to moot every night before bed, thanking for the life I've been given
>"Rofl" I say. "GTFO"
>My mom hears me and tells me to move away from her house
>I knew she was just jealous of my devotion for anime
>I called her a whore
>She beats the living shit out of me and sends me to go to sleep
>Im crying now, and my ass hurts
>I lay in my bed and its kinda cold
>A warmth is moving towards me
>I feel something touch me
>Its moot
>I am so frightened
>He whispers in my ear, "tits or leave"
>He grabs my computer with his weak closet anime pedophile's hands and opens /b/
>I'm ready (to reply)
>I read the post
>It's something about shrek
>I read the whole post
>It hurts so much but I do it for moot
>lol
>My eyes are bleeding as my head starts to tear in pieces
>My mom comes in
>moot takes a quick look at her and vanishes
>wtf. wtf.

Anonymous1/15/38(Sat)26:17 No.530169955475
tl;dr
Anonymous1/15/38(Sat)26:17 No.530169957703

>He grabs my computer with his weak closet anime pedophile's hands and opens /b/
kek