Super Smash Bros. Melee cheats/11

How unlock to Beat from Jet Set Radio

Ok guys so this is like the coolest tthing ever. So first you have to go to a dance club at night time. You have to get a bunch of grafitti spray cans and brjng them to the dance club. When you are there, you will see DJ Professor K. You have to stand completely still on the dance floor the entire time until DJ K plays Sweet Soul Brother on his radio. Once he does, yoh have to dance REALLY REALLY REALLY FAST. Make sure your arms hit almost EVERYBODY THERE. Once someone gets super duper mad at you, they will try to chase you. Run away by converting your shoes into skates and skate around the whole club and spray paint EVERYTBING. Then someone will call the police. DJ Professor K will say "What the heyell baby?!" and run out the room. RUN FROM THE POLICE. IF THEY CATCH YOU, YOU CANT UNLOCK BEAT CAUSE YOU GO TO JAIL. BUT IF YOU ESCAPE GO HOME AND TURN ON SUPER SMASH BROS MELEE. At the same time you press te start button, you have to talk like DJ professor K and yell "JET SET RADIOOOOOOO" at your gamecube. Then it will say rival appear and it will be Beat. You figjt him as Pichu, get him and it will say "Nice dude! You got yo main man Beat baby!" Hes like the best character ever!

Unlock DJ Professor K

First you have to talk like DJ Professor K for 24 hours. Ill talk like him too to give you ab idea. Aight Baby ima show you how to unlock duh best man on da block. Yo main man DJ professor K. First you gotta go talk to yo mama and tell her that dj professor k wants to see her. You mom will ask ya, wwho dat? And you gotta run up all in her face and shout JET SET RADIOOOOOOOOOOO AT THE TOP OF YOU LUNGS. She will get mad and call the cops. Grab yo grafitti can and apray the cops so they get scared and leave you alone. Den go back to yo gamecube and befpre you turn it on shout I FOWGOT TO WEAR MY UNDERWEARS BABY and then turn on Melee. You then have to comlplete Advwnture mode with Beat in under 5 minutes on Hardy Hardy Har Har Hard mode (you have to unlock it) and then after you comete that, you will challange da big man. Beat em and hes yours. Hes slow but awesome dude!

Unlock Hardy Hardy Har Har Hard Mode

Make a prank call to Tradio and pretend that you're Satan. When they pick up the phone be like "HIIII THIS IS IS SATAN AND I GOT YOU HARDY HARDY HAR HAR!" They will hang up on you. After they hang on you, turn on Smash Bros Melee. Give your gamecube a kiss and whisper "please give me a new mode in jesus name we prey amen". Press start and then you have unlocked hardy hardy har har hard mode

Unlock Cartoon Sonic the Hedgehog

Alright so to get the American Cartoon Sonic the Hedgehog you have to go outside and enjoy mother nature. After that you have to come back inside your house and run EVERYWHERE in your house. And when I say everywhere, I mean EVERYWHERE. Then once you're done that you have to go back to your gamecube and turn on Super Smash Bros Melee. Select Adventure mode and select the blue skin of Kirby on Very Hard with ONE LIFE. Then start the game. When it starts, get hit by the first enemy that encounters you and as soon as you get hit PAUSE THE GAME and turn on an episode of Sonic SATAM. Finish watching one full episode. After that go back to Melee and get the mic from Mario Party 6 and plug it into your Gamecube. Say "Blue streaks speed by" and then the game will say "Sonic the Hedgehog" then you have to say "too fast for the naked eye" and then the game will say "Sonic the Hedgehog" again. THEN THE SCREEN WILL BLOW UP AND THEN IT WILL SAY A NEW FOE HAS APPEARED AND IT IS CARTOON SONIC. BEAT HIM AND HE IS YOURS.

IT WORKS, DON'T RUIN THE FUN LOSERS!!!!!

Get Any Character Into Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

This cheat is absolutely game breaking! So to get any character in Super Smash Bros Ultimate you have to have the red and blue joycons. You have to click the red and blue joycons into the system THREE TIMES EACH. Make sure Super Smash Bros Ultimate is in your switch. Then you have to get a USB microphone and plug it into the dock. Make sure the console falls asleep and that the TV is pitch black. Then after that you have to move the blue joycon’s joystick in circles and talk into the mic and say, “In regards to Super Smash Brothers Ultimate, I just wanna talk sweet heart”. The switch will turn on and text will appear on the screen and it will say “yes?”. Then you have to act like you’re down bad for the switch and start talking into the mic and beg for the switch to go out with you. Put on a fedora and say these exact words: “Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your beauty, your charming figure, your pleasant and angelical smile, your personality, your happiness, your charm, your kindness, your beautiful eyes, your lips soft and exquisite, delicate your hands, your legs precious Your beautiful, spectacular and divine body, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect woman, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating my soul. The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your face and the beauty of your heart. I am of the people, I like to have a good relationship with all my friends.” If you do a good job, then a voice will say “Alright babe” in a creepy way. Then after that, you describe what your character looks like (the switch will know what you’re saying). After that you will hear angels singing, then super smash bros ultimate will turn on and then you will be playing as your new character!! Good luck!!! (This also works for Melee)

Unlock Bowser's Brother

Unlocking Bowser's Brother requires a Nintendo GameCube Gold account.

Unlock Toro Inoue from Dokodemo Issho

Put a PocketStation inside your GameCube, or put a white cat on the top of your GameCube while the game is playing

Unlock Mii Fighter

Plug your wiimote in the GameCube

Unlock Terrance and Phillip from South Park

Fart on your GameCube and then laugh at it

Unlock Among Us Imposter

Crawl in a vent (discontinued promotion, 'excessive crush injuries')