The Past

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The Past rules over all you future haters. Check it:

  • We haven't reached the technological singularity yet
  • Everyone is younger here than our counterparts in the future
  • No giant cockroaches
  • Less entropy in the Universe

So go ahead and delete or re-edit this article because that'll only happen in the future. You gonna beat us? Fat chance unless you've invented a time machine.

Oh wait, you have? Mommy...

What is the past?[edit]

The past is the grand sum of all events that have lead up to this moment in time.

What isn’t the past?[edit]

The past is not the grand sum of all events that will take place after this moment in time.