"Spiders on a Boat" - The TV Edit

The following is highlights of the changes made to the movie "Spiders on a Boat" to allow it to be on T.V.

Scene 1

Original

What the f***ing s**t? What'd the f*** you say's down in that s***hole we call the lower deck?

Edited

What the monkey spit? What'd the duck you say's down in that poophole we call the lower deck?

Scene 2

Original

Where in the hell is my f***ing shotgun?

Edited

Where, my friend Dale, is my blasting shotgun?

Scene 3

Original

Now I'm f***ing tired of these f***ing eight legged son of a bitches!

Edited

Now I'm snuffing tired of these huffing eight legged son of a mothers!

Obviously the movie wasn't highly rated.

The Wide Screen Version

The original theater release version of Spiders on a Boat is available on Youtube. It may have been edited for length and to bleep out some of the more excessively excessive dialog but other than that it's still just as it was projected in the Sony 32 Screen Megaplex theaters during the late 1900's. Thanks so much to whatever kind soul took the time to upload this masterpiece: Spiders on a Boat