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the garbage arrived at Abraham Lincoln's house.

"ah" he said in stone age surprise. "its the ole garbage"

and he picked it up with a doggy scooper.

"ah" he said? it was quiet.

too quiet. like a snooker match on fire.

it was on fire but in the past. A rocky part.

pasta was rock and so were pants.

and the commentator said "look at Lincoln, hes pickin up da garbage."

he was.

but wasn't it red and yellow?