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Eight suns would be an absolutely crazy thing in astronomy, that would affect life on Earth and also be a really wild situation which would cause bizarre implications for astronomy itself. For example, you would probably have sunlight all day long, everywhere. That would make all the Earth basically Norway. Also, you would probably need several layers of high SPF sunscreen, which, furthermore, would necessitate high levels of Vitamin D supplementation. But what is most crazy is that, where would all the suns go? Wouldn't most of them have to be revolving around the Earth for them all to even fit in a revolutionary relationship with the Earth? But if that were the case, then Galileo would be wrong and the Catholic Church would be right!

So in conclusion, we should keep our two suns just the way they are. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.