0 divided by 0

How to solve 0 / 0:

1. Siri. Their response is as follows: "Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you are sad that you have no friends." Their answer is indeterminate, because you have no friends after the incident anyways, and nobody cares.

2. Ask a dolphin. One of the best ways to solve this urgent mathematical question is to ask a dolphin. The dolphin is the second smartest creature on earth, and they will surely solve it to your willing. Answers range from -inf to inf. The problem is though you can't speak their language. Yet.

3. Ask a rat. The best way to solve this is to ask a rat. It's obviously the smartest creature on earth, and will solve it with ease. The catch is that we've been experimenting with all of them, killing them all, and they only want your cheese. Our researchers never got an answer out of any of these rodents.

4. Drink 5 gallons of sprite. I don't care, any flavor, cranberry would work perfectly. You'll come up with something.

5. Plug it into a calculator. The calculator will insult you with slurs and run away at 125,912,832 m / s. For this reason, we have never got the answer.

6. Eat bones on the bone pizza. The bones on the bonelessless pizza are high in nutrition and fuel you with the power of dead memes, granting you the cognitive power to solve many questions.

7. Ask google. Obviously google has an answer to everything. Obviously 0 / 0 = 21. Obviously sprite cranberry is the best thing in the whole universe.

8. Ask bing. Bing is more powerful, but beware, it has dark force. It will answer any question you ask it with no mercy whatsoever, so watch your back while in this deep and powerful sector of the web.

9. Eat beans ...

10. Get the infinity gauntlet / Ask Thanos. Truly the best way is to obtain infinite power, or ask the man wielding it. The grape himself, Thanos. Too bad he's dead now. And we have no idea where the gauntlet is. Or the stones.