1000 Ways To Live
1000 Ways To Live is like 1000 Ways To Die but the people don’t die in gruesome ways and they are not morons. There’s no exploding breast implants or candy that blows your jaw off. There are only people doing things, normal or weird, and sexual sometimes. Unlike 1000 Ways To Die, it doesn’t have those Mortal Kombat X-Ray moments. There ain’t no strongman pooping his intestines out by a rock here! It has 1000 segments, unlike 1000 Ways To Die, which only had 497 (517 in some countries). (Note: 1000 Ways To Live is not a real show.)
List Of Episodes[edit | edit source]
Episodes
Episode 1- So It Vegans
Am A Bean (#466), Mast-Turbination (#251), Wasted on the Law (#365),
Or-Plasm (#12), Captain-Righthook (#178)
Episode 2- Bring Home The Deacon
Chunked Up (#149), Chef n’ Chef (#211) , Orange Total (#303),
Mime You, I Won’t Stop! (#137),
Epi-Lets See… (#26), Gored Egg (#111),
Episode 3- Death Sucks, Life Wins
Ochonurred (#227), Stew and Brewed (#899), Register Fur (#386), Terrorising Movie, Now Cry! (#973), Ol’ Western Blackjack (#203), Cheek Clapped Cheese (#670),
Episode 4- The First Day Of Squiddy
There’s a Squid On Your Plate! (#4), Old Bessy (#590), The Flaze Of Fire (#392), The Real Country (#429), Ra-Fist (#17), Orgasmic Fish are Chipped (#313), Utterly Drill-ain’t (#171),
Episode 5- Inconsistent With A Egg
Beast of the Seas (#177), Flame-Reposed (#50), Yogurt Cream (#131), Vias A O (#225), Recipe for Disaster (#323), Gun Shot (#465), As Tedious (#220)
Episode 6- Life Is Unfair
So Many Students (#567), Power and Water (#222), Stop in the City (#168), Pakistani and the Incredible Canny (#444), David Bazooka (#143)
Episode 7- Released On June
Typhoon Survivors (#2), Meat-Beaten Chef (#671), No Fun! (#991), Game till Your Eyes Go Red (#31), Shock Job (#207), Her On The Ground Sleeping (#798), Pornpoem (#296)
Episode 8- Sexually Identifying as a Frying Pan
Last Annoyance (#24), Cyprus, Dye Plust (#307), Condolences to Candlelight (#467), Sec-Zed (#13), Orgas-Melon (#161), Done n’ Dusted! (#400)
Episode 9- Ventrifica
SA Victim’s Vent (#141), Ja Mann (#389), You’re Fed Up (#745), Cat-astrophic (#88), Creeper and Mined (#452), Herr Doktor (#212), Hurts and You Know (#987), The Best Of Cars (#869), Angler is The (#333)
Episode 10- E-I-E-I-On God
Gay Be Day (#750), Air and Crickets (#0), Below Freezing (#561), Almost There… (#999), De-Press (#10), Self-Charm Cult (#266)
Episode 11- Illogicopedia
ErPedophile (#68), Screwed Up (#136), Closely Resembles (#219), Y0UT*B3 C3NS0RSH1P IS G*RB@G3 (#142), So Far From The Finish Line (#499), Halfway Through (#500), Tuki Ta (#189)
Episode 12- Now or Always
F*ck, He’s Done It Again! (#15), I’m an Assessment (#179), Underground Horrors (#900), Broke Back Fountain (#221), Tarnished A-Okay (#310), Sleeping on the Moon (#65)
Episode 13- Episode of Unluckiness
Guava Hands (#690), Tennis Rickets (#800), OBCD (#52), Milestoned (#100), The New World Slips! (#312), Tortured Egg (#94), Swim Away (#935),
Episode 14- So Many Times You Can Tell Them
I’m Not Talking to Anyone (#468), Orgasmic Fish are Chipped 2: Fish Stalk the Egg (#341), Phoenix Write (#809), South of the Border (#456), Now Cry About The Fish (#501)
Episode 15: Video via Visiting Visual Thorns Armour (#1), Now Kiss (#689), Forbidden and The Dark (#998), Velo-Cited-AUU! (#546), Sexted Crisis (#891), Velvet and the… Thunder?! (#497), Pearl Jam And More (#781)
Episode 16- No Girl Registrierter Benutzer
Das War (#700), Void of Love (#677), No But Long Gone (#880), October 12 (#665), AMDunero (#907), Swirly Durlie (#479), Order Ein The Stain (#567)
Episode 17- Welsh Empire!
Welsh President on August 12 (#129), Welsh Y Cerryg (#258), Welsh Rifle, Sporadic Fire Brigade (#387), Wales, The Hell Outside (#516), And The Welsh Yelled (#645), Llygaid and Welsh (#774), Wales is The (#903)
Episode 18- Epilogue Epilepsy
Racist Cat (#781), Arachnophobia and Sorted (#91), A Day Later (#157), Testing Program (#204), Football Clubs (#308), Stop and Play (#993)
Episodes 19 and 20: Twice the Episodes, Double the Comedy!
Now Available on iTunes (#569), Suck on The Mic (#810), F*ck You! (#319), Sensitive Topics (#907), Black And White (#895), And I Am Not! (#495), She Only Knows (#753), You Are Not Okay (#540), Devil In My Heart (#666), Good Times (#488), Lizard and Pop and go (#600), Got To You (#976)
Episode 21: And The Other One
Violated The Audience (#905), Dill Wreck (#36), Autisti-Krill (#49), Batshit Crazy! (#324), Now is Never (#479), Tupac Shack (#243)
Episode 22: Cheesy Little Jokes
Except For The Funny Ones (#786), Neutrality And The Truth (#669), Erotic Tales (#240), California Burns! (#144), Zapp’n’Fry (#803)