10 Reasons Why I Ate Myself

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1. I was hungry

2. I taste like a cake

3. I was bored

4. I smell like a cake

5. I ate all the food in my fridge already

6. I feel like a cake

7. I couldn't order pizza

8. I sound like a cake. (HOW!?)

9. Its not lunch time yet

10. I look like a cake