10 Reasons Why Illogicopedia is Better than Uncyclopedia

From 10 Reasons Why, because reason is spread by lists

• 10. Because I'm here.
• 9. Because we're gangster
• 8. Because not all of our admins have a stick jammed so far up their asses, they can't eat because it's lodged in their digestive tract.
• 7. BECAUSE I SAID SO
• 6. Because we don't have ads.
• 5. Because we have lower higher standards in article creation.
• 4. Because if an article is 5 lines long, yet hilarious, we'll keep it.
• 3. Bananas > Potato
• 2. André Breton > Oscar Wilde
• 1. And last but not least: Because we're not Wikia's bitch

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