10 Reasons Why There Is A 10 Reasons Why

From 10 Reasons Why, because reason is spread by lists

1. . There just is.
2. . It's better than 11 Reasons Why.
3. . It's apparently also better than 9.
4. . 10 is everyone's favorite number. (especially mwow's)
5. . So that we can annoy you with incredibly long lists.
6. . So that you have something to read in your spare time.
7. . To actually find out 10 Reasons Why.
8. . Because there just is (i know i said it, but it's fun to repeat things).
9. . It's fun to repeat things.
10. . So that point 9 makes no sense.

In fact, all of these points make no sense. Go eat your cheeseburger.