10 Reasons Why You Aren't A Professional Basketball Player

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1. You're not tall
2. You're English/Russian/Afghan
3. You can't jump
4. When someone says "Coach K" you wonder what soccer coach they're talking about
5. You're fat
6. You're underage
7. When you think of China, Yao Ming does NOT come to mind
8. You didn't go to Duke
9. You're 35 or older
10. You suck at basketball