10 ways to eat cereal

Following are ten ways to eat cereal, as voted for by the Breakfast Cereal Association.

1. The Sneak Attack

Stare intently at the cereal for some time, then suddenly point at something and scream 'HOLY CRAP, SOMETHING WELL WORTH LOOKING AT!'. Whilst the cereal is distracted, consume.

2. Fast Food

Fire the bowl of cereal at your mouth from a catapult.

3. The Reversal

Brace yourself in a headstand position and have a friend pour the cereal into your anus.

4. The double take

Eat the cereal (possibly using one of the above methods) and then regurgitate it. Re-consume.

5. Scare it in

Have a friend wear a scary mask and scream at the cereal. Inform the cereal that your mouth would provide suitable protection from this creature, and watch as the cereal makes it's way into your mouth.

6. On Toast

Place the bowl of cereal on a slice of toast and consume.

7. Epic Battle

Stage an epic war between man and cereal. remember to use plenty of guns and katanas. For best results, win. Please Note: Failure to win may result in you yourself being eaten by the cereal.

8. The WTFer

Feed the cereal to a child, then eat the child.

9. Use dental floss

Eat the cereal using dental floss.

10. Wut

Have sex with lucky charms the cereal, then eat its baby cereals.