25 Reasons Why Your Car Won't Start
1. You're not German.
2. Garfield's mice friends used its headlights as lights for their soccer practice.
3. You forgot that it was an electric car, so you put gasoline in it.
4. You forgot that it wasn't built for all terrain, so you drove off a rocky cliff into a field of snow.
5. You don't know how to drive.
6. Because Chuck Norris farted on it.
7. A piece of the moon fell on it.
8. You cooked your breakfast on it, and the sun was angry that day.
9. Aliens.
10. Mario used it.
11. Sonic accidentally spin dashed into it.
12. Mega Man thought it was one of Dr. Wily's minions.
13. Bomberman was bored.
14. Your pet is an elephant.
15. Your sibling is a "hyper-technophobe".
16. Theodore Roosevelt rode a bear-moose-crocodile-man-hybrid into your neighborhood.
17. What car?
18. Zombies!
19. You took out all the air inside your car, and the atmosphere ate a bunch of junk food.
20. You live in Iraq.
21. Its battery leaked.
22. Because.
23. You're inside a horror movie.
24. A ghost has possessed it.
25. Any other reasons you can think of.