999 calls

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“999, why does Santa go ho ho?”

~ Festive caller


“999, 1 Madras, 1 Tikka Masala and 1 Naan bread please.”

~ Hungry caller


“999, what train should I catch when going to London Waterloo station?”

~ Commuting caller


“999, my cat is playing with string.”

~ Cat-loving caller


“999, oh how do you do it?”

~ Horny caller


“999, PARTY TIME!!!”

~ Partying caller


“999, can you rate my new video on Youtube?”

~ Narcissistic caller


“999, is that Dave?

~ Stupid caller