This is a semicolon. It is like a colon, only this happens to be a colon's OFFSPRING. A female semicolon, or "Comma" can be found in some other dimension. A male semicolon tends to have what can only be described as balls. well, ball. as you can see, a semicolon only has ONE ball, whereas a male Colon has TWO. Female colons are just large dots, or Full Stops. Also, you can find a different kind of colon in your face.
What's that? oh... you're sure it's not in... right.
I have been informed that the other kind of colon is in your... err... what was it... willy, I think it was...
SORRY FOR THE LOUSY NARRATION. THE PERSON RESPONSIBLE HAS BEEN SHOT. WE CONTINUE THIS PUBLIC SERVICE, BY SHOWING YOU A SCALE MODEL OF A BAT. WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT A...
Sorry. We Now Show You A Scale Model Of A-
Bang! Bang Bang Bang!
Why did you do it THAT time?
Err... nn... shut up!
Enjoy this nice picture of a semicolon, before the movie starts.
What? movie? why are we using an old-film intermission thing?
You asked for an intermission thingy, and this old "insert thing here" movie intermission thing was the best we could find!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Sorry. there are only me, and my boss, left. there will be no more int... inter... interup... disruptions. here is what a semicolon looks like.
.. ........ .......... .......... ........ .. .. ........ .......... .......... ........ .... ... ..
Let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby...
Get ourselves some snacks!
WHY DID YOU USE OUR ENTIRE SUPPLY OF NAPALM?
You said to destroy the entire establishment by any means necesarry!
We were going to give that napalm to the ger- oh, damn! Why are you still holding the button?
BANG! BANG! BANG! FWOOM!