Penis

Penis? Hah! More like penisn't!

Oh. I stand corrected. Yay! Let's go drown in a vat of marmalade!

More like varily ~~big~~ small!

Sometimes mistaken for someone talking about his pen, as in "my pen is red, do you know where it is for i have lost it?" commonly resulting in a person checking your pants before laughing. Some skip the first part and die of laughter, commonly known as a disease: Laughterrortosis.

No, that's a sausage.

Dr. Robotnik think penis is called pingas because he is retardet.

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