A List Of Things That Make You Cool

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Please add anything you'd like to the list.

1. You make lists about things that make you cool.
2. You wear a cap backwards. Duh.
3. You don't quantify or list things that make you cool. A true cool person just is.
4. You make intelligent comments, like the fact that 1. and 2. perfectly contradict each other. Four points into this list and it's already stuffed up!
5. You are funny. Seeming as you are on this site, you don't comply with that.