A Story of The Life of Mob Barley

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Preface[edit | edit source]

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Chapter 1[edit | edit source]

There once was a man, this man wasn't Mob Barley, you idiots, you actually thought it was Mob Barley! Jeez, you don't always have to start a story with the freakin' main character! Anyways, there once lived a man, this mans name, well, it was Bob Marley. This man was a great man, he created Marley's Mellow Mood.

Chapter 5[edit | edit source]

When Bob Marley reached for his guitar, he-- wait, we're a few chapters ahead!

Chapter 3[edit | edit source]

Bob Marley was strummin' his guitar and smokin' some cannabis, and out of nowhere, he passed out.

Chapter Fifty Waffle[edit | edit source]

To this day, Bob Marley isn't anywhere to be found.

Okay Google, Is Bob Marley Dead?[edit | edit source]

Google: No, same with Tupac, Michael Jackson, and many other artists and random people.

Did you know that when I typed out Tupac, it tried to autocorrect to Teacup?[edit | edit source]

That's stupid

Did you know that the top row of keys can spell out typewriter in some way, shape, and/or form![edit | edit source]

Typewriter Typewriter Typewriter Typewriter Super Cool

Chapter THE END[edit | edit source]