A minute by minute review of 'Fool's Gold' by the Stone Roses
Alright, so this is my review of Fool's Gold by the Stone Roses. Now in technicolor!
Minute one[edit | edit source]
Da dum de dum dish. Bass line. Guitar riff. Monkey man sings. Monkey Cheeeeeeeeese. Monkey on a motorbike. Hehehehe.
Minute two[edit | edit source]
Bum tish, bass line. Guitar riff. Riff. And again. Must... maintain...concentration.... nnnnnghgh...
Minute three[edit | edit source]
More of the same. I think I see gold.... Gold chocolate bars! Mmm. Better than Penguins but not as good as Trios. I think I heard Squire make a mistake.
Minute four[edit | edit source]
Bass line changes! Singing stops for a bit. Woohoo! Guitar solo.
Minute five[edit | edit source]
Psychedelic guitar riffs. More riffin'.
Minute six[edit | edit source]
What? Oh er yeah. Nothing much. I wouldn't care if I found gold now. That reminds me, must buy some Kerry Gold butter from the supermarket.
Minute eight[edit | edit source]
Drum solo. Some bass licks. Sorry about that, I dunno what happened to minute seven. I just lost a minute of my life. This sucks.
Minute nine[edit | edit source]
This will surely end soon. Buff duff ba dum. Damn, wish I'd reviewed the single version instead of the blasted longer vinyl version. Mnnmnmnmnmnmn. Where's the aspirin.
Minute ten[edit | edit source]
Oh crud, my mp3 player has run out of batteries. Oh well, can't be bothered buying some more just now.
Thus ends this review[edit | edit source]
Well I'm sorry I never made it all the way through but I thought nine and a half minutes was good enough for an article nobody will read. Despite all the nonsense I thought it was good. And that has nothing to do with the fact a bunch of baggies have me at knifepoint. Uh oh, I never said that...
Coming next... Stairway to Heaven, extended live version!