A room full of books

There sure are an awful lot of books in this room.

This is a room full of books.

Types of book that might be found in this room

• Romance novels: books about kissing.
• Cook books: books about cooking.
• Dog books: books about dogging.
• Cat books: books about catting.
• Books that turn out to not be books at all but sandwiches.

Okay, so, like, what's the point?

I don't know. I just noticed that you have been watching a lot of television, playing a lot of video games, wasting a lot of time on the Internet. Maybe try a book for a change? Hey, maybe one of those books will turn out to be a sandwich. I hear those are thing. I know how much you like sandwiches.