Adopt a virtual pet!
Welcome to Illogipets!
I'm Mr. Blobberbutt, and I'm here to help you adopt your first virtual pet!
There are four different pets in all. Choose one!
After you chose your pet, you have to give your pet a name.
Ah! I see! You've chosen to have a pet giant purple swirly thing! What do you want to name it?
Name: I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so is a great name! Now, you have to choose its gender, 'cuz these pets don't come with any genitals.
Gender: Hey! Nobody wants to see a giant purple swirly thing's nether regions!
Awesome! Your giant purple swirly thing is a Hey! Nobody wants to see a giant purple swirly thing's nether regions!!
Now, choose your username and password! Make sure you don't share your password with anyone!
Username: I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
Password: That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
You have now made an account on Illogipets. Congratulations! Now, you can go see your new pet!
Here's I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so's house! Decorate it with all of the thingys you want!
My Experience on Illogipets[edit | edit source]
Once, I made an account on Illogipets. It was the most amazing experience ever. I adopted a stinky dog poop. I named my stinky dog poop Fred, and made Fred male. (Though, since Fred is a stinky dog poop, there isn't much space for genitals.) Anyways, as soon as I adopted Fred, my entire world changed. I loved Fred so much that I wanted to marry him. I cooked a girafficus and threw it at my computer screen in an attempt to share it with Fred. I made his house on Illogipets look like a turd even bigger than he is. I even once wrote a dirty fanfiction about Fred, and I, stupidly, posted it online.
Sorry, Fred...[edit | edit source]
Fred saw the fanfiction. He never wanted to speak to me again. I never logged into Illogipets again. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
For your safety...[edit | edit source]
Don't make an account on Illogipets. It's so realistic that you'll probably fall for the pet you adopt.