Ain't

Ain't... "Ain't" is not a real word. and if it is, it it's the retarded incestual baby of two illiterate mules

AIN'T is supposed to be a compound word

(a word created by conjoining two words into one with a mixed meaning usually shortened by the presence of a comma)

EXAMPLES:

Wasn't $Was+Not$. the apostrophe is there to represent the missing "o"

Isn't $Is+Not$, again the apostrophe is there in place of the missing "o"

The Truth

If you think about the word AIN'T (wich IS in the dictionary) does not follow the two word/apostrophe included rule of most compound words.

IT IS ACTUALLY COMPOSED OF THREE WORDS :O (gasp)

"ain't" is a substitute for ISN'T , And the phrase "AM NOT or ARE NOT". (as in i am not or you are not)

so the real deal about this word is: A is for the 'A'M or 'A'RE not The I is for the 'I's not So there fore the word is IS/ARE/AM-NOT (in some extreemly in-bred cases- "wasn't" might be substituded for "ain't"

WHERE ARE ALL THESES APOSTROPHES?

So i thought about websters jewel-incrusted ass and came up with a proper solution to his 'Insestual' - 'back-woods' problem. I put in the apostrophese myself:

'A'I'N'T

7 Apostophese

1st for "w"

2nd for "s"

3rd for "r"

4th for "e"

5th for "m"

6th for "s"

and the 7th for the common missing "o"