Alas, so is life

This article is quoted from a chatroom somewhere.

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jon says:
i never got that
 why do 'sucks' and 'blows' mean exactly the same thing
|\  |>UncaN says:
 because their sexual meaning cousins also mean the same thing I'd guess
jon says:
 always about sex and cousins with you, eh dunc
|\  |>UncaN says:
 alas, so is life
jon says:
 THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
 She being a thespian actress
|\  |>UncaN says:
 obviously "she" has been learning her lines, and for her endeavours deserves a pay rise should the troubled theatre business permit it
jon says:
 but she will always have a glass ceiling in the form of inherent workplace sexism
|\  |>UncaN says:
 alas, so is life
jon says:
 THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
 She being a thespian actress
|\  |>UncaN says:
 obviously "she" has been learning her lines, and for her endeavours deserves a pay rise should the troubled theatre business permit it
jon says:
 but she will always have a glass ceiling in the form of inherent workplace sexism
|\  |>UncaN says:
 alas, so is life
jon says:
 THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
 She being a thespian actress
|\  |>UncaN says:
 obviously "she" has been learning her lines, and for her endeavours deserves a pay rise should the troubled theatre business permit it
jon says:
 but she will always have a glass ceiling in the form of inherent workplace sexism
|\  |>UncaN says:
 alas, so is life
jon says:
 THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
 She being a thespian actress
|\  |>UncaN says:
 obviously "she" has been learning her lines, and for her endeavours deserves a pay rise should the troubled theatre business permit it
jon says:
 but she will always have a glass ceiling in the form of inherent workplace sexism
|\  |>UncaN says:
 alas, so is life
jon says:
 THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
 She being a thespian actress
|\  |>UncaN says:
 obviously "she" has been learning her lines, and for her endeavours deserves a pay rise should the troubled theatre business permit it
jon says:
 but she will always have a glass ceiling in the form of inherent workplace sexism
|\  |>UncaN says:
 alas, so is life
jon says:
 THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
 She being a thespian actress
|\  |>UncaN says:
 obviously "she" has been learning her lines, and for her endeavours deserves a pay rise should the troubled theatre business permit it
jon says:
 but she will always have a glass ceiling in the form of inherent workplace sexism
|\  |>UncaN says:
 alas, so is life
jon says:
 THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
 She being a thespian actress
|\  |>UncaN says:
 obviously "she" has been learning her lines, and for her endeavours deserves a pay rise should the troubled theatre business permit it
jon says:
 but she will always have a glass ceiling in the form of inherent workplace sexism
|\  |>UncaN says:
 alas, so is life
jon says:
 THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
 She being a thespian actress
|\  |>UncaN says:
 obviously "she" has been learning her lines, and for her endeavours deserves a pay rise should the troubled theatre business permit it
jon says:
 but she will always have a glass ceiling in the form of inherent workplace sexism
|\  |>UncaN says:
 alas, so is life.....

jon says:
 THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
 She being a thespian actress
|\  |>UncaN says:
 obviously "she" has been learning her lines, and for her endeavours deserves a pay rise should the troubled theatre business permit it
jon says:
 but she will always have a glass ceiling in the form of inherent workplace sexism
|\  |>UncaN says:
 alas, so is life
jon says:
 .....