Albert Einstein turned out to be a robot

In March 14, 1879, Albert Einstein was born. That was a lie. Criminals wanted Einstein's body, and they finally arrived in Princeton Cemetery. They found Einstein's tombstone and started digging uncontrollably. They found the coffin, yet when they arrived, it only looked like Albert was sleeping. They called this "the Somnus Effect", because somnus is sleep in Latin. Scientists later tried to dissect him, yet they couldn't dissect him, so as far as we know, Albert Einstien is a robot made possibly by Pete Townshed. Now I know what you're thinking. When did all this happen? The discovery happened in the 786th eon of Mr. Fishy's presidency. The dissection took place 3 years after that.

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