Alfred Hitchcock

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Alfred Hitchcock is going to murder you in the shower. ANG! ANG!

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AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.



SPLAT!




That's what it will sound like when he murders you.

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And then he will become entangled in an unrealistically complicated plot to get ahold of a hidden fortune, and to get revenge on someone's wife, eventually resulting in his untimely death.



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And then someone will laugh maniacally, leaving the audience confused.