Allah-Kitten controversy

The Allah-Kitten controversy, also known as the Meowslim incident, and the Shirpa Shirpa Cat molestation lawsuit, was an infamous event that occured during the first week of Summer in the Spring of '96. Unfortunately the divine palace of Heaven where Allah resides does not have seasons, and as heaven doesn't go through autumn, the event couldn't have taken place. Thus, it never happenned. Some Dutch guys made a pretty cool cartoon about it though, that shit was awesome. People loved it the world over, especially those in oppressive Muslim countries who held special parades in honour of it. I think anyway, generally when we burn ethergies on Guy Fawkes night it's a good thing, so I assume the same must hold true over there too. I'm well informed about world events as you can tell.