Alvin's hot juice box!

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Alvin's hot juice box! is the code indicating that the chips have been "neutralized". At this time, a SWAT or equivalent force may breach the premises and slaughter with impunity.

Be very careful not to say this in the vicinity of a tactical officer. Unless, of course, you personally have "neutralized" the chips.

During the Franco-Prussian Ice Follies, degenerates were bussed in from the bordering provinces and deposited onto a log flume. Today this practice has been outlawed, and replaced with filling their heads with monsters and setting them loose upon the Belgians. Unfortunately, regional dialects prevented the words for "horse s**t" from being properly translated, and it fell to the women's auxiliary to contend with Danish upstart royalty.