Amir P. Hetamine

Amir P. Hetamine was born in 1963 to no parents, but it was quickly identified that Amir required no parental assistance at all. In fact, Mr. Hetamine has been a known 24/7 manic superman since 4 days old and learnt how to walk, talk, eat, drink and PARTY HARD all within the space of three months. Amir has never slept a single hour in his life and won the world record for Flappy Bird score with 192 points.

Education

Hetamine taught himself to read and write at the age of one and it was not long that he started to work with calculus. Six months later he was able to play Mozart on the piano with great fluency. Hetamine can speak seven languages in total.

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