Amy Winehouse

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Amy Winehouse is the queen of not going to rehab.

Winehouse is English for wine house. If wine can be taken as alcohols in general, this is a very apt name.

Amy Winehouse on paparazzi[edit | edit source]

They basically take the same picture multiple times, but rotate slightly (or something).

Amy Winehouse on heroin[edit | edit source]

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Amy? Are you still doing that hand thing? I heard you're doing the hand thing today. Gah, what is that?

Ah urt. Ah urt. Ah. Urt.

Amy, what is it?

Ah. Hurt.

You been doing this for 24/7? So you've been doing the hand thing all day? I heard you were. Jordan told me you hadn't been doing it on a sleeping bag earlier.

Uh urt. Uh urt.

Uhurt uhurt uhurt ah.

Ah hurt. Ah hurt. Ah hurt. Ah hurt. Ah hurt.

Gyead.

Ahurt. Ahurt.

Amy I can't stop doing the thing what is it? Gahd I heard you're doing the hand thing.

Ah hurt. Ah hurt. Ah hurt.

AMY, MY HANDS ARE HURTING AMY.

Ah hurt. Ah hurt.

What is that?

Ghyeah what is that?

Ah. Hurt.

kshskshskshsk.

Ah. Hort.

kshskshsksh.

Ah. Hur.

Gosh, Amy, have you been doing this for 24 hours in a row?

Ahurt. Ahurt. Ahurt.

Amy I can't stop doing the thing what is it?

Ahurt.

kshskshskshksh.

Ahor. Ahort.

KSHSKSHSKSH.

Ahurt.

Ahurt.

kshkshkshkshkshkshkshksh.

Amy? Are you still doing that hand thing?