An Article Written by the one the only T3canolis solely because it's a Friday night and he's bored

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I'm really bored.

Honestly.

The fact I'm making an article with no point whatsoever should show that and if it doesn't SUE ME!!!

I get sued[edit | edit source]

So you took the initiative, eh?

Yes I did[edit | edit source]

Well shut your face.

Why should I you stupid b****?[edit | edit source]

That's the last straw.

Shit I killed him.

Okay... Assess the situation, assess the situation... Okay... I'll hide the body in a dumpster, NO, too obvious... Roll it in a carpet and put it in an abandoned alleyway, NO, too obvious again. Hm... Maybe I'll eat the body, NO, cannibalism is illegal. Damn...

I'll burn it! Yeah, that's what I'll do. Um... an oven, an oven, ooh! I know. I'll go to the crematory!

I go to the crematory[edit | edit source]

Why can't I use your oven to burn this body that I had no involvement in the death of?

Because you touch yourself at night[edit | edit source]

Well, um, you're face is ugly!! WAHHH!!!!

I go home and throw the body in a lake[edit | edit source]

That wasn't so hard, eh?

Oh shit! The cops!!!




NO!!!!!