An Illogic Future

The year is 2117. Illogicopedia has taken over the world. All is well in a new nonsense Earth. There is no space travel, but many other things are there. He walks. Down the street. Boarding a bus. No it doesn't go to Orpington. The driver asks for the fare. A valuable fare. Three purple beads. He stops at the IllogiMarket, where you buy all your food. While on the street, a piece of paper marked 'SNARF 1' plummets out of an air vent. Passing through the door, with some pet mustelids tied to the door outside, he begins his shopping. First he gets bananas 'that signature IllogiFood', pineapples 'Ask in store for frog infestations' and flour 'guaranteed not to become self aware'. He buys some cheese for the wife, some aspirin for his great Hindleyite pilgrimage in a few week's time, and waffles too. He walks past posters of Ed Miliband, and a sign marked 'COLLAPSIBLE IRONING BOARDS 20% OFF' then he leaves the store.

Fourteen purple beads later (because time is money!) he is going to the city center. A large building marked 'FLUTTER & CO: UNICODE CHARACTERS', another marked 'CHICKEN!' and yet another marked 'ESTONIA FAN CLUB'.