An MSN conversation with Jon and Duncan

Jon=HelloolleH

Duncinator=Testostereich

Duncan's MSN quote is the opening line of the epic fail article, Jon wants to know if he can claim credit on Life Options, and the Mafia Ten Commandments are reffered to. Enjoy:

Duncinator says:
Haha - you can still claim credit on Life Options - i took a little from Epic Fail
jon says:
mhm
jon says:
Duncan, i noticed you had that epic fail line as your quote on msn
Duncinator says:
i no, you sed, i responded by quoting you again
jon says:
and i havent recieved the royalties you owe me for it
jon says:
im going to wait another day
jon says:
and if they arent on my doormat by tomorrow
jon says:
You lose 'that which you hold dearest'
Duncinator says:
well 'appointments must be kept ' - so the cash'll be there
jon says:
great, because id hate to have to 'Cut off your penis', so to speak
Duncinator says:
nooo - not Big Al
jon says:
no, not big al
jon says:
small ted
Duncinator says:
shut up l'il Jonny
jon says:
that'll cost you a kneecap
Duncinator says:
noooo - you have a huge willy - it's big! BIG!!! just leave the kneecap (Hermion-knee) alone
jon says:
We shall see...you have 24 hours Mr vercetti...i mean Duncan
Duncinator says:
okay, I'd best give Tony a ring
jon says:
I killed Tony
Duncinator says:
ok, what about lance?
jon says:
Dead
jon says:
he didnt like my hat
jon says:
so i made him eat it whole
Duncinator says:
did he choke?
jon says:
he died...
jon says:
so i assume so
Duncinator says:
oh noes, then I guess I'll have to consult my wallet (Money-Maker Mike)
jon says:
good
jon says:
*loads gun*
Duncinator says:
*is ready for such witty phrases as "where's the money" and "you've got 'til 5 o clock! you hear me, 5 o clock!"*
jon says:
*shoots in the leg*
Duncinator (cue the camp Japanese theme song) says:
*cries out for his italian mother*
jon says:
*shoots in the jaw*
Duncinator (cue the camp Japanese theme song) says:
*sulks, as he steadily looses blood*
jon says:
*shoots in the blood*
jon says:
STOP BLEEDING! i need you alive
jon says:
*shoots the bullet-holes*
Duncinator says:
fair enough
jon says:
*shoots himself a cab*
jon says:
*shoots into the distance*
Duncinator says:
geez it's the feds
jon says:
*runs*
Duncinator says:
*didn't see nothing*
Duncinator says:
*is released after probing/questioning*
jon says:
*shoots the arresting officer*
jon says:
sorry
Duncinator says:
it happens
jon says:
that was unneccasary
Duncinator says:
quick kill the witness
jon says:
that would be you
Duncinator says:
*runs*
jon says:
I already said i need you alive >_>
jon says:
jeez
Duncinator says:
*stops running*