An article written under the influence of codeine containing painkillers

What is Codeine?

Codeine - C₁₈H₂₁NO₃ pronounced co-dean is an opiate quite similar to morphine. Causes drowsiness, loss of pain and loss of train of thought.

Chapter 1: My trip to the ground

So I was walkin' through this here Westfield mindin' my own business when some jerk stuck their foot out and caused me to trip. Mad trippin'. I crashed into a display thing in the middle of K-mart containing clothes and the associated sharp hooks that the clothes hang from. I bruised my shoulder and cut myself on a hook yo.

When I got home, I took some panadol.

Chapter 2: My trip to the medicine cabinet

THE GOGGLES PAINKILLERS THEY DO NOTHING!!!!

I know! Panadene Forte... So down the stairs I went and I reached for the panadeine, took with water. Success!

Chapter 3: My trip to the warning label

Side effects may include: Constipation, Nausea, Vomiting,Stomach pain, Dizziness, Drowsiness, Skin rashes, Sweating

Now yah tell me?

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