Anonymous Alcoholics

Anonymous Alcoholics is a support group organization dedicated to helping alcoholic people kick their habit of being anonymous. They usually have meetings in bars during happy hour and they give their full name and then start to tell their stories in extremely slurred, partially incoherent drunken voices about situations in which they used to be anonymous or were tempted to conceal their identity but overcame that with the help of solidarity and a Higher Power. Their twelve-step program will totally let everyone know exactly who you are! :D