Another Homoerotic IRC Article

This article is quoted from a chatroom somewhere.

<IRC>

<MrMetalFLower> i've already decided my winners, 
runners-up and honourable mentions :D 
<RFK> am i in there? 
<SilentPenguin> yay, its short 
<SilentPenguin> +1 for that 
<RFK> ? 
<MrMetalFLower> ywl have to find out RFK :) 
<RFK> its random 
<MrMetalFLower> when the judging comes through 
<RFK> look at the title 
<RFK> RANDOM: THE ARTICLE 
<MrMetalFLower> lol 
<MrMetalFLower> yup 
<RFK> fuck shit dammit 
<TReich> MrMetalFLower: I can't believe you actually read mine, shake my hand 
* MrMetalFLower shakes duncan's "hand" 
<TReich> oh 
<MrMetalFLower> or so he calls it 
<TReich> not another erotic misadventure 
<MrMetalFLower> is anything we do NOT an erotic misadventure? :P 
<RFK> i left my lezbian hookers at the pimp's pad 
and is now trying to fuck Benidect Blade 
<RFK> who is squirming 
<TReich> do u know Benedict in real life RFK? 
<MrMetalFLower> "why hello there duncan, I wrote a good article recently, 
I am now placing your erect penis in my hand! 
Oh my, isn't this a misadventure?" 
* RFK has shakey eyes 
<TReich> how ever do we do this 
<MrMetalFLower> :P