Antidisestablishmentarianism

“Comeon chaps, saddle up your Uzis and put the cream cakes away. It's time for us to engage in some antidisestablishmentarianism”

~ Toff Gangsters

Antidisestablishmentarianism, or ADHD for short, is the irrational fear of long words.

Symptoms of Antidisestablishmentarianism

A distinct lack of eloquence, a noticeable deficiency in supercadgafrajalisticexpealadotiousness, a decline in moraffluentialistical fibre, and swelling of the ankles.

The Cure to Antidisestablishmentarianism

The only hypothetically suitable cure to this imperfilous irresolvable disorder was found by Krungthepmahanakornamornratanakosinmahintarayutthayamahadilokphopnopparatrajathaniburiromudomrajaniwesmahasatharnamornphimarnavatarnsathitsakkattiyavisanukamprasit in the late 60's. It involves taking asprin and lightening up.

See also

• Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
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